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Hmm ale o wiccanach nic nie ma, szkoda. :twisted:
Wlasnie znalazlam to, mam nadzieje ze nikt sie nie obrazi:
How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Into what?
How many Gardernians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Sorry, that's a Third Degree secret.
(+) (In a low ominous tone) "Why do you want to know... initiate?"
How many Alexandrians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Dunno - we haven't looked it up in the Gardnerian Book Of Shadows yet. >
(+) 13. One High Priestess to change the bulb, and 12 to hold her up under all that jewelry.
(+) "Let's go see how the Gardnerians do it!"
How many Brit Trad Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) 13. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.
How many Dianic Lesbian Witches does it take to...
(+) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) 93.
(+) None - Thelemites embrace the dark as well as the light.
(+) None - real Thelemites aren't afraid of the dark.
How many Starhawk Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) (plaintively) "There are starving villages in Africa that don't even HAVE light bulbs..."
How many solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) (if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
How many Frost "School of Wicca" Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) "Just you! That's right, YOU! And for only $195 we'll send you our complete "Witches Magic Power of Light Bulb Changing Course" with real knowledge that you can apply this to ANY light bulb ANY where! Listen to the testimony of a young couple from Wisconsin who..."
How many Buckland Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) "Refer to my second book, 'Practical Light Bulb Changing', by Raymond Buckland..."
How many ADF druids does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Six. One to change the bulb, one to write a song about how much better the old bulb was, and four to write conflicting parodies of the second Druid's song.
How many Shamans does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) None. They just change shape into a cat or bat, and can see in the dark.
How many Ceremonial Magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) One. They hold it up, and the world revolves around them. (I know one of these; it's true!)
(+) Only one, but he has to do it on the 3rd Friday of a month when the Moon is in Taurus and it's the fifth planetary hour... and it's not funny
How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.
How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) What, me move?
How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) II
How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) None. They LIKE the dark.
How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) The light's fine as it is.
How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) What light bulb?
How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
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